I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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