All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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