i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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