My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Randomize
