He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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