i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
