But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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