I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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