No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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