Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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