Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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