lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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