but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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