Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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