Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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