Do you still have your period?
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
