Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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