just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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