Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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