is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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