She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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