what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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