i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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