six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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