Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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