I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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