The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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