Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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