I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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