Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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