i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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