Don't you send me to vm
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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