Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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