ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
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