OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Houston, we have a blender
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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