Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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