The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
