Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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