windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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