I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Shame - the story of my life.
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