Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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