They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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