i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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