He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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