Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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