there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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