does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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