that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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