Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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