Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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