he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
If I die, sorry about rent.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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