Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
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