True but thats because hes a fetus.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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